It's What's On The Outside That Counts!

It amazes me sometimes how just being an attractive woman and ending up on television at the right moment can lead to a spread in Maxim. Not to mention a job with SI for FSU Cowgirl Jenn Sterger, she may be coming to a campus near you. This particular woman managed to get "fuck" on national television by creating a t-shirt for herself. Maxim went ahead and picked her up and took photos of her and I'm sure they competition was fierce to land her. Here's a small excerpt from her interview with Maxim:

Are you a season ticket holder?
Yeah. I sit in the same seats, every game, 30-yard line. So the one day I'm wasted and half-undressed, I make it on national television with "Fuck" on my shirt. [laughs] Just insane. Usually I don't get drunk at the games because I need to pay attention to what's going on.

But this time you had a few too many?
Yeah, just to give you a little insight into how my day was going, before the game I was drinking Red Bull and vodka and pouring Pop Rocks into my mouth, letting it foam out.

Nothing like a little hard earned publicity, it is the American way after all. I'm not hating though, good for her, she sure isn't painful to look at. Without a doubt the "Fuck Jeff Feagles" shirt is the best one. We may never know which of these pictures truly reflects her appearance, but it probably falls somewhere in the middle. If she comes trailer free I'll take here...

Thanks to Just Call Me Juice as it took me a few minutes but I remembered where I had originally seen her before her over publication.

The Time Has Come

For the last two weeks I have refrained from commenting on the football game to be played today. I felt like you had all heard enough from the mainstream media that you didn't need my thoughts until the last minute. Not to mention all the uncertainty that surrounds a game that everyone seemed to think was a route when Indy survived the Patriots. The media got the hype machine rolling though, and thanks to the Bears impressive score against the Saints were able to garner some respect. The score in that game, was not at all indicative of how close it was. If the Saints don't turn the ball over four times they win, bar none, without a shadow of a doubt. Drew Brees threw the ball all over the Bears defense all day, so what do think Mr. Manning might do? If the Colts win and I'm saying IF I think they not only cover the spread but make it 14 at least. A Bears victory I think results in a close hard fought game with Robbie Gould hitting the game winner. Now for my prediction......

Colts 34 Bears 17

Theirs a chance I'm wrong here but if the Colts can move the ball on the ground even somewhat effectively, and their defense makes most of the tackles they win easily. They don't need to be the defense they were against the Chiefs but we can't have the defense they showed up with against Houston either. The Bears secondary is in for a long day, their only shot rests on getting to Manning early and very often. Meanwhile, I think the speed of the Colts ends will be a little much for the Bears and they'll be in Grossman's face all day long leading to maybe many mistakes. If the Colts get up 2 scores its over... end of story. That's it for me, now go enjoy your parties, your booze, and your tears if your team loses.

Rich McKay is Jeff Garcia's Father

Yesterday while watching ESPN the latest Michael Vick disappointment broke, I'm sure you've all heard about the water bottle. But it's not this I was most amused about, but it was in watching Rich McKay comment on the situation I realized something. Rich McKay is Jeff Garcia's father. While I may be wrong here, I doubt it, and if I am it may just be that Rich is indeed Jeff's older brother. The adjacent photo's really do not do the similarities justice, but I had a hard time finding a decent picture of McKay. If you get a chance, I'd recommend catching McKay's comments again on T.V. and then tell me you don't see the resemblance. If this isn't breaking news I don't know what is.

As for the Vick incident, I can't say I'm terribly surprised given his obscene gesture earlier this season. That was indeed directed at his home town fans, as ridiculous as that is. I know new head coach Bobby Petrino thinks he can finally be the one to make Vick earn his paycheck. But I think everyone knows that's not the case, Vick is as Mora Sr. put it "a coach killer." Not to mention you know Al Davis is salivating at the idea of watching his quarterback make two guys miss before getting sacked. This year no one missed Walter or Brooks, Vick could at the very least run away from the offensive line immediately after every snap right? I honestly would not be shocked if they could get the #1 pick for Vick, given how friendly the Raiders have been to felons in the past. Vick would love it, spend the off-season out in the sun, smokin' a J with his boy Randy. Perfect fit for all parties involved. Meanwhile Matt Shaub quickly develops into a solid, yet unspectacular quarterback who wins games under Petrino. Who the Falcons would take #1? Calvin Johnson I would have to think, they need a true game-breaking WR who will hang on to the ball. Johnson could be that guy, though I do agree #1 is very high for a WR. If they can unload Vick and his contract in exchange for a big-time WR I think they take that deal and walk away laughing. For more on the Vick situation and some good links, check out Deadspins post regarding the overrated QB.